Friday, February 1, 2019

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm by James Napoli

My husband bought this for me as a gag gift:
"Anniversary: Try forgetting it, and you'll see what the hell it means."
It's one of the best gifts ever.

I could use some coffee:
"Barista: A person highly skilled in writing your first name in Sharpie on the side of a heat-treated paper cup."

And I have to go to the doctor after school today:
"Health: A type of insurance plan that covers everything but the rare conditions you managed to come down with."

I knew this would be the last book I was going to read for Book a Day January.  I read 30 books in 31 days, although I did not finish 2 of them, so 28 if you want to be technical.

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