Three Sad Nos From Me

I sometimes struggle with negative reviews.  I know how badly it hurts to have someone put down your work.  I can only imagine being an author and reading a bad review over the book you consider your baby.  Many times I do not even bother to write a poor review and just move on.  But I feel like I owe it to my blog readers/vlog viewers/library kids to explain these over the past two weeks.

So, first, a bad review for School Library Journals.
As most of you know, I moonlight as an SLJ reviewer.  I've read some awesome up and coming books, some eh, and now one I could not finish.  Due to my non-disclosure agreement, I cannot write too much here about said book, but I was horrified.  Child abuse, religious indoctrination, animal abuse.  I nearly threw up halfway through.  I emailed my editor and politely declined to read a sentence further.  Thankfully, she understood and gave me a pass on that review.

Second, a Stephen King book.
Wait, what?  Yeah, I had no idea what I was in for here.  I of course grab anything King the moment we get it (perk of being the person who unpacks the boxes hehe).  I absolutely despised Elevation.  The first thing I noticed here was how tiny this book is.  It's more classified as a novella.  And it's a happy, make the world better novella.  It's NOT horror.  It felt ridiculously preachy, as King's personal Twitter have been leaning as of late (hey, I'm not a Trump fan either, but that's not why I follow you HORROR AUTHOR!).  I rolled my eyes several times.  I am 100% pro-marriage for all, love is love, don't care who or what you do in your bedroom.  This was too "let's all be friends".  WHERE IS THE KING OF CARRIE AND CHRISTINE?

Third, a sequel to one of the funnies books I ever read.
I reviewed Denton Little's Death Date on this blog.  If I remember correctly I said I nearly peed myself.  I laughed so hard out loud people stared at me.  I was so hoping for more of the same.  But even stoner Paolo couldn't make me laugh the way he did in the first one.  I gave up halfway through.  It just wasn't funny.

So why bother writing this?  I guess to remind you it's OK to put down a book you really just can't even with.  Whether it goes against your personal beliefs (I will not read about animals being harmed), grates on your nerves (live and let live y'all) or just doesn't meet your expectations (humor was lacking), it's OK to say I need to put this down, whether just for now or indefinitely.  The cool thing about books, is that there are more out there (or on the to be read shelf).  So let go and find something else without guilt.

See you in a few days peeps.

Happy New Year!

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Prison Ramen: Recipes and Stories from Behind Bars by Clifton Collins, Jr. & Gustavo "Goose" Alvarez

Amazon recommended this to me.  I really enjoy quirky memoir-style cookbooks that tell a story along with the recipes.  You can read my review of Bruculino, America on this blog.  I ordered it when it popped up in my recommendations. 

Now, first off, I'm not a Ramen eater.  I find the stuff gross.  And I LIKE salt.  For a chunky former smoker, my blood pressure is super low, so I can enjoy my salt.  Ramen? Ick.  But for some unknown reason, Ramen is like the IN food right now.  The restaurants are popping up all over and recipes using Ramen as a base are all over social media.  Again, a no from me.

But for inmates, Ramen is better than state cafeteria food.  It's also much more filling.  With a little creativity and assorted condiments from the prison commissary, one can actually make a lot of variations.

This book is written with either a celebrity arrest story or a specific event from the authors' pasts as inmates.  My personal favorite celebrity story was Slash's (the guitarist from Guns N Roses). 

But the real stories, those of the former inmates, were harsh, real, and emotionally tough to read.  Ramen, meaning non-prison food, was a source of hope.

Find this on display soon as January's theme is NEW YEAR, NEW BOOKS!

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Thunderhead and The Toll by Neal Shusterman

First, I want to apologize for being MIA!  I had the Connecticut Association of School Librarians Conference, then the American Association of School Librarians Conference in Kentucky.  I was so excited to represent West Haven at this national event!  But I ended up with a really bad case of food poisoning!  I also had not one but two assignments for School Library Journal.  Add in the end of football season for Band and Color Guard and Thanksgiving, and, well, all of a sudden it's December!

When I logged in to write these reviews, I found my last review was "unpublished" as a draft.  I don't know what happened there, but it's up now.

So, the sequels 2 and 3 to Scythe.

I read these back to back, immediately ordering The Toll after finishing Thunderhead. I just could not wait!  Luckily, book 3 was released the day I ordered it.  I read The Toll on the plane rides and during my personal time in Kentucky.

Scythe was incredible.  Thunderhead was better.  And The Toll is the best!

I do not want to spoil ANYTHING!  Just know there will be LOTS of emotions!

Find both of these back on the shelf today!

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The Conspiracy Book by John Michael Greer

I really wanted to love this book, but alas, I'm only going to call it okay.

The cover is absolutely stunning and the topics are fascinating.  It's the set-up that annoyed me.  It reads like an encyclopedia.  There are short entries on each topic, with "see also"s for connected information and a picture or two relating.  Each entry is no more than a page.

I had such high hopes for this, but I gave up half-way through as I wasn't really learning anything new.

Now that being said, if you're new to conspiracy theories or secret societies, this would be a great place to start for some introductions and connections.

For those of us who dabble in the subject on a regular basis, it is way too beginner.

Find this on display late next week for Non-fiction November.

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