In the future, we are DNA tested for our death date. It is mandatory. Everyone knows the day they will die.
Imagine finding out your death happens when you are still in high school.
The night of the prom.
It's two days away. What would you do?
Get slobbering, puking drunk?
Get slobbering, puking drunk and lose your virginity?
Get slobbering, puking drunk and lose your virginity to your best friend's sister?
Get slobbering, puking drunk and lose your virginity to your best friend's sister, then remember you have a girlfriend and have sex with her the next day to make up for it?
Get slobbering, puking drunk and lose your virginity to your best friend's sister, then remember you have a girlfriend and have sex with her the next day to make up for it, and then get wicked stoned and head off to the prom?
What if you did all that then realized you had a terrible rash? A terrible rash that is now all over BOTH girls? And both of those girls are in the same room, mourning you since you're about to die, while your stoned-off-his-rocker best friend laughs about it....
Orrrrrrrrrr.....would you try to find a way NOT to die???
I laughed so hard reading this I nearly peed myself. People were actually looking at me funny. STAY AWAY FROM THE KILLY THINGS!
Obviously, there is mention of sex, consumption of alcohol, and the smoking of illegal substances.
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